Monday, September 15, 2014

mistresscurvy:

ahab99:

For @mistresscurvy:
John Oliver mentions Liam Payne on Last Week Tonight (9/14/14).

(Original tweet.)

I AM ANGRY. THIS REALLY WASN’T NECESSARY WHEN WE’RE ALREADY DEALING WITH BREAKDANCING INJURIES AND HOT TUBS FULL OF HALF-NAKED MEN, JOHN. 

also between this and Stephen Colbert’s declarations of intent, Liam is apparently the band boy member of choice for our fake news anchors. PRACTICALLY AN ENDORSEMENT BY WALTER CRONKITE.  

rubdown:

parchedforpaynis:

It doesn’t look like it covers a tattoo tho?

TOO MANY HANDJOBS AT THE SAUSAGE FEST HOT TUB PARTY

rubdown:

parchedforpaynis:

It doesn’t look like it covers a tattoo tho?

TOO MANY HANDJOBS AT THE SAUSAGE FEST HOT TUB PARTY

Saturday, September 13, 2014

@patrickcp_pics: Happy birthday @niallhoran I hear you are huge fan, so I got you a little gift. Happy 21st mate

(Source: giggleshrug)

Friday, September 12, 2014 Friday, August 29, 2014

Anonymous said: why is liam ur fave

dudski:

SHORT ANSWER: IDK, HE JUST IS. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

MEDIUM ANSWER: LET’S GO BACK IN TIME. It’s October 2012. I’m in a pretty dire situation, ficwise, because all the people I usually rely on for recs are just TEEN WOLF as far as the eye can see. I know for a fact that there is quality 1D fic out there by an author I love if I am willing to cross that line. I FIGHT IT FOR A LONG TIME, ANON, BUT THERE IS SO MUCH BAD STEREK AND I JUST WANT AN AU THAT ISN’T GOING TO DISAPPOINT ME. And so I read Better With You, and it’s every bit as good as I was expecting, and Liam’s the POV character. Even though at this point I know so little about 1D that I can’t even identify Liam in a photo and I’m under the impression that Liam/Louis is the dominant fandom pairing [this was a disappointment when I realized there wasn’t as much fic for them as I was expecting, but by now I’ve seen enough of 1D tinhats to be relieved], he’s still effectively my entry point into this whole neverending emotional disaster, so the boring answer is that I SAW HIM FIRST and I imprinted on him like a baby duck and/or a Twilight werewolf. [It’s definitely a lot closer to whatever fucked up thing is happening to Twilight werewolves than it is to baby ducks, I’m gonna be honest.] I resisted for a long time, but there was no stopping it.

LONG AND COMPLETELY UNHINGED ANSWER: I REALLY JUST LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF LIAM PAYNE, and I will never be able to articulate any kind of WHY because it’s not like any of this is rational.

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fakeliampayne: Angry birthday to me 😠ha

fakeliampayne: Angry birthday to me 😠ha

(Source: wwadirectory)

@louteasdale: Any bar jobs goin anywhere? Love you Liam. HB x

(Source: niallar)

liamypane:

"The greatest experience of my life"

Wednesday, August 27, 2014
goddamnright:

Liam in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

goddamnright:

Liam in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

goddamnright:

Liam’s Interview in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015